Cadillac One is been dubbed the Obamamobile. The President- elect, pictured inset, will have his first ride in the stretch limo when he parades along Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington after his inauguration on January 20. Some features we are all thankful for...
• It can withstand rocket impacts and it's perfectly sealed against biochemical attacks.
• Remote-controlled ten-CD changer
• Petrol tank: Can withstand a direct hit thanks to a special foam and armor-plating.
• Bodywork: made of dual hardness steel, aluminum, titanium, and ceramics to "break up posible projectiles".
• Tyres: Kevlar-reinforced with steel rims underneath so it can run away no matter what.
• Accessories include: Night vision cameras, pump-action shotguns, tear gas cannons.
• Comes with bottles of blood compatible with the President's blood.
We hope the newly elected President will never have the need to utilize these security features.
via dimewars
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this shit is extra dope!!
-yahines$
p.s Snooze is fuckin dope!!!!
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